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Nailed

I’m trying to stop biting my fingernails but it’s killing me. I’ve chewed them my whole life but I’m trying to quit. I think getting off heroine would be easier.

I’m not even sure why the whole situation is driving me so nuts. I’ve successfully avoided biting my nails for over a week now, but I think I was safer when I chewed them down to the skin. Let’s just say it’s a good thing I don’t scratch anything except my head else I’d be a eunich by now for sure.

7 Responses to “Nailed”

  1. BEAD Says:

    If you didn’t touch yourself so much than you wouldn’t have that rash

  2. jedimacfan Says:

    Bead: I got the rash from your girlfriend.

  3. Joey Polanski Says:

    So eu been nickin lotsa importnt stuff wit yer fingrnails, have ya?

  4. BEAD Says:

    good burn farva

  5. Radioactive Jam Says:

    Put a big, thick rubber band around your wrist. When you notice - or someone else says - you’re biting your nails, pull back that rubber band and give yourself some negative reinforcement.

    (You know the rest of that story, right?)

  6. jedimacfan Says:

    RaJ: Nope.

  7. Radioactive Jam Says:

    Ah. Well. The nailbiter was a teacher who enlisted his students’ help: “If you see me biting my nails, tell me.” They’d see and tell, and he’d give himself a vicious snap with the rubber band. Apparently this did the trick, because he stopped biting his nails, and stopped wearing the rubber band.

    Then one day students noticed a large rubber band around the teacher’s ankle.

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