It Must Have Been One Helluva Exciting Purchase
I stopped at Circuit City this afternoon and happened upon a very random item in their parking lot: a pair of boxer shorts.
Circuit City is an electronics store and there are no department or clothing stores nearby, so I could not think of any good reason why someone would leave their underwear in Circuit City’s parking lot. Speculations welcome.
July 30th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Hmmmmm - perhaps Glenn Bower, Man of Mystery?
July 31st, 2006 at 6:41 am
Whats th big mystery?
Th first thing I do when I buy a new piece of elecktronick equipment is take it out o th boxers.
July 31st, 2006 at 1:46 pm
hey Jedi, I always find, like, 1 shoe. It’s always sad when it’s a kid’s shoe ;-(
July 31st, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Joey: Thanks, Joey, I can always count on you to find the best one-liner for every post. I wish I could think that quickly all the time
Reese: I’ve actually seen kids lost their shoes in stores, so that wouldn’t surprise me. I’ve never seen a kid lose their underwear though. But these were a man’s size and from American Eagle, so I’m thinkin’ teenager here.
July 31st, 2006 at 8:08 pm
You know that trick where a Stage Magician removes someone’s underwear while they have their clothes still on? I think this person was the victim of The Parking Lot Underwear Magician.
July 31st, 2006 at 8:16 pm
I’ve never seen a magician do that. I don’t even see how it’s possible to get the boxers around and off the merchandise, so to speak.
August 1st, 2006 at 12:02 am
No, it’s an amazing trick, and always looks impossible. But they do it. I guess that’s why they call it magic…
August 1st, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Yeah. Its a littl sompm calld sleight-of-Hanes.
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:06 pm
The panties belonged to a witch and he melted when someone splashed water on him.
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Chickie: Oh, what a world, what a world…!