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I Love to Play With It

So the past couple of days, I find myself taking it out more often than I used to and playing with it. Since I feel as though I am still learning how to properly handle and use it, I don’t like to mess around with it unless I am alone. I’d just get too embarassed if someone walked in on me while I was fooling around with it for no good reason.

It’s bigger than most people’s, that’s for sure. I’ve seen some of my friends’ and mine is a lot larger than theirs. Sometimes it protrudes so far out there that it’s very difficult to hold it steady and get it to do what I want. Things end up really messy and I find it’s often just plain hard to focus when I twist it out as far as it will go.

I’ve felt that the hardest part of it all is getting it to do it’s thing when I’m in a dark room. It sounds odd, I know, but it’s so much easier to control and manipulate when there’s plenty of light. Things just go a lot more smoothly this way.

I love holding it in my hands, though. Boy, does that feel good! It’s so hard, yet pleasantly round and agile. It’s a real beauty and, when it works, it works great. I could wrap my fingers around it all day. It’s a shame I can’t do this to it whenever I want. Heck, even the ladies thinks it’s sexy looking. (Sometimes, if she’s really good, I’ll let her hold it, stroke it, and occasionally use it.)

But, still, I’ve got a big problem with 300mm shots. I can’t seem to get one in focus, so I think I’ll end up buying a tripod. That’s what the guy at the camera shop recommended, anyway. What, did you think I was talking about something else?

5 Responses to “I Love to Play With It”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    Yer still young enuff t go digital.

    Me? — I got arthritis in my digits.

    WOEY is Joey!

  2. jedimacfan Says:

    Joey: Talk to the Reverend about some Udder Cream.

  3. anaglyph Says:

    Mine is small, but of a very high quality, and no-one’s ever complained about it.

    I’ve used it on lots of women in countries all over the world, and I’m sure any of them would speak of the results quite highly.

  4. Joey Polanski Says:

    I droppd mine inna puddl an it aint werkd rite since.

  5. Jones Says:

    I totally knew what you were talking about! You’re the pervert, not me! I like your ridiculous website, especially since you put a pic of The Man on here. Don’t you just love him? I know I do!!!!

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