I’d Rack Mount Her
Computers are getting faster and more powerful every day. Because of this, it’s getting easier for game designers to create more realistic looking human characters in their games. Since the characters in today’s games are becoming increasingly complex, they’re looking less like models and more like…models.
But the world wasn’t always full of these cyber-hotties. Back in the old days, people used to lust for puppets. Of course, it didn’t take long for folks to realize that sex with puppets would only leave you in a knotted entangled mess, so they switched to cartoon characters instead.
Enter the 21st century and Alyx Vance. Alyx is a twenties-something heroine in the famous Half Life game series. And she’s hot, too! Just look at her! She’s got it all: a great body, great hair, beautiful face, and a gun! She’s a great reason to turn up the ol’ anti-aliasing on the monitor (help round out those curves). Best of all, since she’s just a digital character she’ll never grow old and fat!

It just so happens that Alyx Vance also has a very lovely, highly textured ass. Here, see for yourself.

I don’t want to single anybody out, but I used to think that people who lusted over fictional characters were a little weird. But it’s hard to argue when Alyx adorns a 21″ screen. If only the holodeck were invented by now. Picard and his crew were able to touch their holo-buddies, right?
June 20th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
So, we’re kinda like pioneers in this field, eh, Polanski?
June 20th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Mark my werds: Twont be long bfore its legal t marry cmputer-genrated fokes — pervided theyr of th propriate gendr, that is.
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September 17th, 2006 at 5:01 am
I’d hit it.
Like the fist of an angry god.