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Superman: The San Francisco Treat

I apologize for the poor quality photo, but I didn’t realize it came out blurry when I took it. Another amazing observation/discovery at Wal-Mart. It seems I see enough weird things at Wal-Mart to give it it’s own category.

Anyway, the Superman logo is what caught my attention. What is it about Rice-a-roni that it warrants an endorsement from the Man of Steel? I can tell you that if I was Superman, I sure as hell wouldn’t eat Rice-a-roni. I mean, come on! The guy can shoot fire from his eyes! Why not fly to Kansas and burn a cow or something? The guy can move faster than a train, and all he has time for is fucking Rice-a-roni?

One Response to “Superman: The San Francisco Treat”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    Suprman endorses Rice-a-roni cause th compny pays him to.

    Wake up, JediMac. This is America.

    Makes ya wondr why Suprman dont jus start muggin fokes fer money, tho. Gess he mus jus like bein a corprit bitch.

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