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Greetings from Fashion Valley

Found the Apple Store and their free Internet access. I know all of you miss me and your lives are incomplete without updates to the Fish, but I’m doing the best I can. I start work Monday morning so updates may be scattered and sparse.

Gas is $3.50/gal in San Diego, so you’ll be pleased to know that I am doing a lot of walking! I need to find a hardware store that sells hoses and buckets. I think there’s a fourtune to be made by siphoning other folks’ gas tanks.

2 Responses to “Greetings from Fashion Valley”

  1. Michelle Says:

    you know, they make a siphon that works like a pump, that way you don’t have to kiss Kate with flammable lips! (Good luck with that new enterpise! *ha! Get it… Enterprise… ok, I’m dumb*

  2. Joey Polanski Says:

    So yer goin inta th ol hose-an-buckit bizness, eh? Are you gonna be Mario or Luigi?

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