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Recommended by 4 out of 5 Deities

Forsooth and behold the Moist Towelette of the Almighty!

A gift from my mother from a couple years back. I rediscovered this gem while cleaning my house in preparation for the upcoming move to Washington. I can’t help but wonder if one towelette is going to be enough for me. I think I need something more like a roll of quilted Bounty.

The towelette is still sealed. I’m saving it for that extra special sins of the flesh occasion.

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5 Responses to “Recommended by 4 out of 5 Deities”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:
    April 24th, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    This thing mus be a antique!

    Indulgences aint been sold since th Council o Trent!

  2. BEAD Says:
    April 24th, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    that is one of the funniest dumb items i have ever seen.

  3. jedimacfan Says:
    April 24th, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    If by dumb, you mean “completely necessary for human survival” then, yes, I agree. :-D

  4. Vox Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    Maybe they should make a condom out of this stuff, you know, just cut out the goofy washing up process after the fact.

  5. jedimacfan Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 6:59 pm

    I dunno. The whole process can be kinda messy at times. I recommend a washing up afterwards, or at least a quick wipe off.

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