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Unfortunate Discovery #1

For breakfast I had a large bowl of apple cinammon oatmeal and a small can of grapefruit juice.  Not that sissy ruby red stuff, either.  I’m talking about the good old fashioned 6 ounce can of sour cat piss.  I discovered that eating apple cinammon oatmeal and washing it down with sour grapefruit juice produces a scent and taste exactly like that of a skunk.  Delicious.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find someone to kiss.

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5 Responses to “Unfortunate Discovery #1”

  1. BEAD Says:
    April 20th, 2006 at 8:31 am

    this sounds like a combination that we should feed drew before his wedding day perhapes

  2. Kate Says:
    April 20th, 2006 at 8:35 am

    So THAT’S what that smell was..I wondered ;-)

  3. Joey Polanski Says:
    April 20th, 2006 at 9:41 am

    Hmmm … Them unfortunate discovrys seem quite offn t be made erly inda mornin; an, oddly, they seem offn t have sompm t do wit piss.

  4. Mom Says:
    April 20th, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    Pucker up piss lips - I love you.

  5. Ole Says:
    April 20th, 2006 at 8:23 pm

    You stated, and I quote: “Don’t eat the urinal cake, it’s not really cake.” Why don’t you follow your own advice? I know it’s hard to tell the difference between apple cinammon oatmeal and urinal cake in the morning, but the smell should have given you a warning…

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