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Pop quiz, asshole! What do you do, Jack?

Spent an absolutely wild night at Walmart a few days ago. I spent $9.73 on the coolest game I’ve ever played. It’s quite possibly the best $9.73 I’ve ever spent at Wal-Mart. I recently heard about a game called 20Q. It’s amazing. You think of something (like an animal, vegetable, mineral, or “other”) and the machine will try to guess what you’re thinking in 20 (relatively vague, no less) questions. Sometimes it takes the game 25 (which is the maximum amount it will guess), but it almost always gets it right! It’s amazing! Carnac the Magnificent would be proud.

Things I’ve discovered that 20Q knows: submarine, banana pepper, urethra, fart
One thing that 20Q does not know: condom

The web site version is okay but it asks more detailed questions than the handheld yo-yo sized version. So do yourself a favor and pick this sucker up. It’s the most fun you’ll have by yourself with the palm of your hand since, well, the urethra.

One Response to “Pop quiz, asshole! What do you do, Jack?”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    Do they evn make condoms fer yo-yo sizd things?

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