I hate my neighbor’s dog
Because of its incessant barking, I’m going to shoot my neighbor’s dog. And then I am going to shoot my neighbor. And then I will chuckle and finally, at long last, get some sleep.
Because of its incessant barking, I’m going to shoot my neighbor’s dog. And then I am going to shoot my neighbor. And then I will chuckle and finally, at long last, get some sleep.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Evn a oficial Red Rydr carbine-action 200-shot range-model air-rifle wit a compass in th stock an this thing wich tells time aint no match fer th Bumpus houns.
March 8th, 2006 at 11:57 am
The first dog to eat my turkey gets shot in the ass. And then the face.
March 8th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I once shot the neighbors dog so many times with my pellet gun that i think the dog either died because if lead poison or the damn thing just croked. I dont really know for certain but i am a crack shot. The dog by that was a “chawaua” (i cant spell nothing). So i tell you this brother. If you want me to sovle the problem just give an excuse too shot something. The only request is that Kate has to cook it for supper. mmmmmm good redneck rittman cooking right there.
“bead”
March 8th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
sovle?
March 8th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
Just watch yer languidge, or its Lifebuoy fer dessert!