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Bring Out ‘Yer Dead

A new article on the topic of suspended animation sounds pretty cool.

Been shot? On the way to the hospital? Good chance of dyin’? Good news! Some doctor has figured out a way to freeze you and revitalize you. Of course, I’ve seen the movies and I know waking up from your cryotube just means you’re within landing distance of LV-426 and that you’re probably going to die from some acid-blooded alien anyway. My recommendation is to just stay asleep and avoid all the trouble.

Apparently, the doctor has had a success rate of 90% out of the two hundred pigs he tested his procedure on. Roseanne Arnold could not be reached for comment.

2 Responses to “Bring Out ‘Yer Dead”

  1. sommerfugl Says:

    hi! i’m a portuguese girl and i was wondering around this world of blogs and i found yours! read all the posts…but i dind’t understand some stuff :S oh well..never mind what i want to say is that i liked what i read! keep on with the good work! =) and chck out the pics in my blog (cause i don’t know if you can read texts in portuguese =P )

  2. jedimacfan Says:

    Sommerfugl:Nope, I don’t speak Portuguese. Sorry. But the Fish has no international boundaries. Welcome aboard, nonetheless, and thanks for stopping by.

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