Me Tarzan. You Jane.
Would you want to live in a “tree” house?
How does a realitor sell this? “Yes, ma’am, it’s got an acre and a half of living space. Be careful when you’re cooking as to not catch the branches on fire.”
Messy children’s rooms? “John, get in there and talk to your son. His room is filthy. It’s a real jungle in there.”
“Honey, I’m gonna go outside and water the lawn… And house.”
January 21st, 2006 at 10:22 am
“And dont mind all these cookie-bakin elves. They was already here when we movd in.”
January 21st, 2006 at 10:27 am
By th way, if yer intrestd in a all-natural MOBILE home, I coud put you in a top-o-th-line whale if youll just fill out this simpl questionair.
– Joseph K. Polanski
Licensed Realtor
God, Jonah & Co.