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Watch Out

I’ve been looking for a nice watch for about two years. Apparently I have very picky tastes with the watch I am searching for because no one makes what I want.

1. Titanium. The watch must be lightweight and titanium is just awesome.

2. Kinetic or Solar powered. No batteries to change is a good thing.

3. Built in calendar. I never know what day it is, especially with this new shift work.

4. Two or more time zone capability. I’m sure I will be traveling some with the Navy and I want to know what time is it at home as well as where I am.

That’s about it. I don’t think those are outrageous demands but no watchmakers agree with me. For the time being, I’ve settled on a Timex with two time zones, lightweight brushed stainless steel, digital as well as analog time, calendar, stopwatch, and alarm. All this for just $40. If only it were titanium and kinetic.

I’ve set the second time zone to Sydney because it makes me feel like I work a more normal day (I get home around 5 PM this way). Plus, flashing the indiglo feature is just hypnotizing when I get really loopy towards the end of my shift. Blink… Blink… Blink…

4 Responses to “Watch Out”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    A solar powerd watch? Is that like … ya watch th sun an say, “Hmmm … Looks like itsa bout 1:45 in th aftrnoon”?

  2. anaglyph Says:

    A solar powered watch is called a sundial.

  3. anaglyph Says:

    Seriously, though, is the Indiglo cool? I always thought I’d like it…

    Hey - WV is ‘bbgun’. You get the best WV on Fish

  4. jedimacfan Says:

    Casio makes the solar powered watches. they use light to charge their batteries.

    This is just an example:
    Casio

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