1st deck
male head
1st stall.

graffiti: “Masters at arms’ have penis sizes smaller than their ASVAB scores!”

Head, to you non-naval folk, is the same thing as a restroom. And I doubt that the American Restroom Association would appreciate this little nuance if they were to find it.

It seems like most Nukes I know got a 99 on their ASVAB (the highest score possible). I think the Navy requires a minimum of 35 to get in, so this joke doesn’t make sense really. Even if a Master at Arms was to get a 35 on his ASVAB, I would say that is still very well endowed (provided the graffitist is measuring in the units of inches).

The most random things will pop into one’s mind when one is forced to think about nuclear power for 12 hours a day. But I can assure you that I have never gone so far as to ponder the length of another sailor’s penis. Therefore, I can only assume that the astute observation was left by a mechanic.

Congratulations, monkey, you just earned yourself a banana!

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