SSsshh! Google and Mapquest don’t know!
Dear Afishionados,
Please, for goodness sake don’t tell anyone that the former SSBN 626 (A.K.A. Daniel Webster) is now located in Charleston, SC as a moored training ship. Think of what the terrorists could learn if they only knew this valuable piece of information. It terrifies me to the core to think of what could happen if our enemies found out. I just hope that I don’t run into any that can actually read English since this information is sewn into the top my fucking ballcap where anyone could see it.
Had another “discussion” at work today on how information like this should be kept secret. Apparently I should be careful of who I tell. I can understand not telling you what goes on inside the 626 (nothing exciting believe me), but telling you where it is? You, in the corner! Yea I see you! Don’t even think of Googling MTS-626 to find out where it is. You terrorist maggot! You make me sick.
At least the information NOT stated above (You didn’t really read it because I Jedi mind tricked you)is secure from the outside world. Remember, if anyone asks, I work onboard the SSBN Loveboat. God bless government secrecy.
January 5th, 2006 at 12:07 am
I no where th Yellow Submarine is, an I aint tellin no one. It might get sunkd by th Monitor or th Merrimack.
January 5th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
hahahaha. lmfao, omg you are one funny muthafuka. hah.
January 6th, 2006 at 6:18 am
Aha! I see: you work on a submarine that doesn’t actually go anywhere! So your government has submarines, that can move about, but then they don’t move them about because that’s, like, really going to screw with the terrorists minds….