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All Your Sins Are Belong to Us

Any fool can become an ordained minister these days. But it’s just not enough for me. I go for the gusto. By golly I can’t stand waiting to work my way up the top of the food chain, so why can’t I just start there?

Behold, the answer to all my prayers!

I think I will become the God of Agnostics and work out my self esteem issues.

Perhaps I should also become an ordained minister. That way I can go around preaching to others about myself and how great a god I am. Plus, I can absolve all my sins before I die and have no worries. Man, this is great! I should have thought of this earlier. It’s like the best religious loophole ever.

4 Responses to “All Your Sins Are Belong to Us”

  1. anaglyph Says:

    Now you’re just getting Mad with Power. Take a deep breath, have a big glass of old fish and lemonade and say after me: “I am jedimacfan and I am a powerholic. It has been x days since my last smiting…”

  2. jedimacfan Says:

    Mad with power? Mock me, will you? A plague of locusts and mad cow disease upon your blessed herd of cattle.

    Man, you would so be feeling the wrath right now if I actually had $9.99 to spend on the certificate.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Farva,
    You are nuts, and you are now for sure going to Hell. But thats ok because I will be holding the door to let you in most likely. It is a clever idea, but….but it is just wrong.
    JOKE: Q: how are viagra and Disney World similar? A: both make you stand around and wait an hour for a two minute ride.

    “Bead”

  4. Joey Polanski Says:

    Once ya bcome a god, then ya can … ummm … GO ORDAIN YERSELF!

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