All Your Sins Are Belong to Us
Any fool can become an ordained minister these days. But it’s just not enough for me. I go for the gusto. By golly I can’t stand waiting to work my way up the top of the food chain, so why can’t I just start there?
Behold, the answer to all my prayers!
I think I will become the God of Agnostics and work out my self esteem issues.
Perhaps I should also become an ordained minister. That way I can go around preaching to others about myself and how great a god I am. Plus, I can absolve all my sins before I die and have no worries. Man, this is great! I should have thought of this earlier. It’s like the best religious loophole ever.
December 15th, 2005 at 11:36 pm
Now you’re just getting Mad with Power. Take a deep breath, have a big glass of old fish and lemonade and say after me: “I am jedimacfan and I am a powerholic. It has been x days since my last smiting…”
December 16th, 2005 at 5:44 am
Mad with power? Mock me, will you? A plague of locusts and mad cow disease upon your blessed herd of cattle.
Man, you would so be feeling the wrath right now if I actually had $9.99 to spend on the certificate.
December 16th, 2005 at 11:40 am
Farva,
You are nuts, and you are now for sure going to Hell. But thats ok because I will be holding the door to let you in most likely. It is a clever idea, but….but it is just wrong.
JOKE: Q: how are viagra and Disney World similar? A: both make you stand around and wait an hour for a two minute ride.
“Bead”
December 16th, 2005 at 1:07 pm
Once ya bcome a god, then ya can … ummm … GO ORDAIN YERSELF!