WARNING: Mission Compromised
I see my youngest brother Glenn (thumbs up above) has discovered and infiltrated the Fish. Yes, folks, that’s right, the man responsible for the finest snow penis that the town of Rittman has ever seen now posts among us.
(The person with the “Oh my god someone has slipped their finger up my bum” expression is my Marine brother, Drew. Only one of the three of us is a failure in our parents’ eyes.)
Just kidding, Glenn. Welcome aboard the Fish. Hope you enjoy the ride.
December 9th, 2005 at 5:10 am
Hey. ‘The Fish’. I like it. Start a religion - you have one advantage over me - you can recycle old Christian bumper stickers!
December 9th, 2005 at 5:53 am
Wouldn’t that put us in a competing position in an already saturated market? I’d hate to think of the Cow and the Fish like the Catholics and the Protestants.
December 9th, 2005 at 10:32 am
Farva,
Don’t make me come down there and skull thump you. “If any of you f***ers decide to break wind in my presence, your testicles will become my personal property.” Con-Air. “bead”
December 9th, 2005 at 2:50 pm
I find it very disturbing you think so little of your brothers. They far exceed your “Force” powers.
December 9th, 2005 at 4:31 pm
Exceed my powers? Please, I have nuclear power in the palm of my hand.
Drew has but a mere M-16 and Glenn has… Well we all know what Glenn does with his hand.
December 9th, 2005 at 4:41 pm
I don’t think we’d have competition problems. The shmucks, oh, I mean, parishoners seem to lap the stuff up…