Thanks to the large amount of snow that Ohio received in the past week, my youngest brother and his friends were able to construct the most offensive snow creation the small town of Rittman has ever seen. While I have not witnessed this phenomenon first hand, I have it on good authority that each testicle is over 5 feet in diameter and the erectile centerpiece is over 10 feet high.

Also of note, this fine firm frozen feat was established in the front yard of the house, where it’s featured for all to witness. Also, it’s conveniently lit at night for those traveling by automobile to oggle and awe.

Admission is free and the exhibition is expected to remain on display until, like the real thing, it just shrivels to the point where it no longer impresses anyone.

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