This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

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Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. I said titles. Thanks to the help of a fellow blogger, I’ve also got a Super Wham-O-Dyne description generator! So you can spend at least 5 minutes of your day with the “refresh” button on your browser! Collect them all! New action taglines will appear over time.

Everyone knows why the iPod with video was invented. It’s not to watch television or movies on. Hell no. It’s the best way to store and view 60 gigabytes of portable pornography in the palm of your hand! At least, that’s what I expect this web site to develop into.

Behold, the future is upon us. There’s slim pickings at the moment but I’m sure more and more people will jump on board. I think I’ll make one that’s very sweet, kind and loving. And then about 15 or 20 seconds into my movie I’ll cut to some erotic animal footage from the Discovery channel and end it with a clip of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.

Love will prevail!

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